Picture Book Review: Mermaids Are the Worst; Bearsuit Turtle Makes a Friend; Party Animals; Pop! Goes the Nursery Rhyme; Wash Day Love

Some books leave me speechless. Others leave me with exactly five words. Welcome to the April edition of my most ruthless review format. It’s short. It’s sweet. It’s back.


Mermaids are the Worst!
Author: Alex Willan
Illustrator: Alex Willan
Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
4 March 2025
40 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Fin-​flipping fun meets goblin fury.

4 out of 5 glittery tails 🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️



Bearsuit Turtle Makes a Friend
Author: Bob Shea
Illustrator: Bob Shea
Harry N. Abrams
25 March 2025
40 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Sass meets heart. Turtles triumph.

4 out of 5 bear suits 🐻🐻🐻🐻


Party Animals
Author: Tara Lazar
Illustrator: Anna Raff
Disney Hyperion
11 March 2025
48 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Heartfelt joy in goofy packaging.

4.25 of 5 glitter bombs ✨✨✨✨


Pop! Goes the Nursery Rhyme
Author: Betsy Bird
Illustrator: Andrea Tsurumi
Union Square Kids
18 March 2025
48 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Literary sabotage, now for kids!

4.5 out of 5 snarky weasels 🐹🐹🐹🐹


Wash Day Love
Author: Tanisia Moore
Illustrator: Raissa Figueroa
Scholastic Press
4 March 2025
40 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Hair, heritage, and heart intertwine.

4.25 out of 5 warm hugs 🤗🤗🤗🤗

Picture Book Review: How Do You Eat Color? by Mabi David, illustrated by Yas Doctor, translated by Karen Llagas

Author: Mabi David
Translator: Karen Llagas
Illustrator: Yas Doctor
Eerdmans Books for Young Readers
12 March 2024
40 pages
This month’s PB review is by Ryan G. Van Cleave (Owner/​Operator of Only Picture Books) and longtime OPB friend, Austin McKinley.

—Ryan’s Review of the Writing—

Some books teach. Some books delight. How Do You Eat Color? does both, inviting readers on a sensory journey through a rainbow of foods. Originally published in the Philippines and translated by Karen Llagas, Mabi David’s text transforms something as simple as eating fruits and vegetables into a bright, imaginative experience.

Right from the opening lines, David frames color as something to be savored: “Do you know how red tastes? Does it tickle the tongue?” The text moves like a poem, full of playful repetition and evocative phrasing that encourages readers to think about food in new ways. Colors are seen, yes, but they’re also felt, smelled, and experienced. Green is crisp and fresh in leafy greens, yellow is syrupy sweet in mangoes, and purple sighs into the deep quiet of night. The language invites young readers to slow down and engage with their senses, making the book as much about mindfulness as it is about nutrition.

One of the book’s strengths is how naturally it weaves in food literacy without ever feeling like a lesson. Instead of a straightforward “eat the rainbow” message, David embeds the idea within a day’s journey, letting readers explore colors through time—waking up to the brightness of tomatoes and pineapples, winding down with the earthy comfort of yams and plums. This structure gives the book a gentle rhythm, making it a soothing read-​aloud that works well for bedtime or storytime.

Adding to the book’s depth is its robust back matter, which expands on the nutritional and cultural significance of various fruits and vegetables. It introduces young readers to foods they may not be familiar with—moringa, bitter melon, and dragon fruit, among others—while explaining their health benefits and offering ideas on how to try them. There’s also a section on how families can incorporate more plant-​based foods into their diets, reinforcing the book’s gentle encouragement toward curiosity and exploration.

If there’s one small area where the book might not connect with every reader, it’s that the experience is more sensory than story-​driven. The poetic style is engaging, and the journey through colors is immersive, but some readers may wish for a clearer narrative thread tying the moments together. Rather than following a traditional plot, the book leans into mood and atmosphere, which makes it a rich and inviting read but may leave some younger listeners looking for a bit more structure.

That said, How Do You Eat Color? is a fun celebration of food, culture, and the joy of discovery. Fans of April Pulley Sayre’s Rah, Rah, Radishes! (for its joyful food exploration) will likely appreciate what David has created here. Paired with Yas Doctor’s lush, textured illustrations (which Austin will dive into below), this is a book that encourages kids to engage with food using all their senses—one delectable color at a time.

4.25 out of 5 fruit baskets

—Austin’s Review of the Illustrations—

It seems almost like gilding the lily to describe illustrations that are visual poetry on their own. They really need to be seen to be experienced.

Over the course of 13 incredibly colorful spreads, two young children and a friendly chameleon explore landscapes of giant fruit and veg that are as delicious to look at as it is implied they taste.

A landscape of house-​sized pineapples as far as the eye can see, mangondolas, and regiments of carrots. A citrus sunset, a garlic clove clutch and plum pillows.

Especially fun is the fact that, since this book originated in the Philippines, the selection of edibles includes options not often featured in American children’s books. Dragon fruit, red beans, hibiscus and rambutan all make an appearance.

It’s a figurative turn for artist Yas Doctor, whose Instagram features more abstract work in a fine art vein. It’s definitely worth exploring if you like the watercolor washes and whimsical cartooning.

Yas Doctor’s bio in the jacket describes a love of gardening, and that clearly translates to the lavishly textural treatment of the plant matter that populates each of these artworks.

There is objective work—line art and kinetic shapes—to be seen in her online portfolio @heypatatas, as interesting and conceptual as the work in the book. It’s easy to see why she was a good choice for the project.

Nothing in that catalog, however, suggests the kind of horticultural focus and variety of palette we see displayed in How Do You Eat Color? We can be glad she had the opportunity to explore this medium and creative brief, too.

Aimed at very young readers—think Very Hungry Caterpillar—How Do You Eat Color? makes an equally valid scientific observation: fruits that are especially colorful and pleasing to the eye are also the most nutrient rich and healthful.

The point is made that a variety of multicolored plant life on your plate is more than aesthetically appealing, it’s a good nutritional strategy too.

Also that if you live in an incredibly colorful landscape, a chameleon capable of reflecting it makes an especially beautiful pet.

Your little one will no doubt be entranced by the imaginative world of How Do You Eat Color? and perhaps enticed to eat their vegetables, too!

4 out of 5 melon moons


Austin McKinley makes comic books, cartoons, movies, video games, screenplays, novels and novellas through his company, Flying Car. He shot and appeared in the award-​winning feature documentary The New 8‑Bit Heroes alongside director Joe Granato. His comic illustrations have also been published by Image Shadowline, Devil’s Due/​1st Comics, Alias/​Blue Water Press, Avatar, Boom!, Blue King Studios, and FC9. He wrote and illustrated Squareasota, a weekly cartoon in the Sarasota Herald-​Tribune for seven years.

Most recently, he illustrated graphic novel Tales of Mr. Rhee vol. 5: Rockstar Paranoia, and wrote and illustrated RIOT Force: Tools of the Rich, a creator-​owned graphic novel, both for Source Point Press.

Picture Book Review: Ramon Fellini the Dog Detective, by Guilherme Karsten

Ramon Fellini the Cat Dog Detective
Author: Guilherme Karsten
Illustrator: Guilherme Karsten
Eerdmans Books for Young Readers
11 February 2025
44 pages

This month’s PB review is by Ryan G. Van Cleave (Owner/​Operator of Only Picture Books) and author-​illustrator Bonnie Kelso, a good friend of the OPB family.

Ryan’s Review of the Writing

A quiet night. A sudden crash. A beloved pet fish lying helpless outside its shattered bowl. Who’s responsible for this crime? Enter Ramon Fellini, self-​proclaimed dog detective—who, let’s be honest, looks an awful lot like a cat. But he insists he’s a “Master of Disguise,” and with his impeccable costume (his words), he’s on the case.

From the jump, Karsten sets up a wonderfully absurd premise: a detective who’s clearly not what he claims to be, conducting an investigation that makes less and less sense the longer it goes on. The narrator—a well-​meaning but gullible child—takes everything Fellini says at face value, while readers can see the truth hiding in plain sight. That contrast between what’s said and what’s actually happening is where the humor really shines.

The dialogue is quick and punchy, giving Fellini the dramatic flair of a hardboiled detective…if that detective was deeply self-​serving and hilariously bad at his job. His interrogation technique? Mostly asking whether there are any other fish in the house. His crime scene investigation? A lot of suspicious sniffing. His big revelation? Well, let’s just say it’s not one the narrator sees coming, even if the rest of us do.

Karsten’s text is simple but sharp, relying on repetition, wordplay, and well-​timed reveals to land the jokes. Younger kids will enjoy the silliness of Fellini’s disguise and antics, while older readers will catch the slyer humor—the way he keeps almost admitting his guilt, the ridiculousness of his “expert” detective work, and the deadpan way the narrator takes it all in. It’s a book that rewards close attention, since so much of the story is in what’s not being said.

The ending? Let’s just say it’s darkly funny in the best way. The narrator still believes Fellini is a top-​notch detective, while everyone else (including the reader) knows better. It’s a satisfying, if slightly twisted, conclusion to a mystery that was never really a mystery at all.

If you’re a fan of Jon Klassen’s Hat books—where characters insist on their own version of events despite evidence to the contrary—this one might hit the same sweet spot.

If there’s one small place where the book doesn’t quite stick the landing, it’s that the story leans more on humor than tension. While kids will love spotting Fellini’s obvious deception, the “mystery” itself is played for laughs rather than building any real suspense. A touch more intrigue before the big reveal could have made the payoff even sharper.

Ramon Fellini the Dog Detective is an offbeat take on the detective genre, perfect for young readers who enjoy a bit of irony and a lot of laughs. It’s the kind of book where kids will shout “Wait a minute!” long before the narrator catches on, and that’s exactly what makes it fun.

4.25 out of 5 trench coats 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️


Bonnie’s Review of the Illustrations

Guilherme Karsten’s illustrations in film noir style is just enough to evoke mystery and drama without being utterly terrifying for young readers.

**Spoiler alert: this is a story about a murderer who cleverly covers his tracks with some smooth talking.**

The cover art introduces long shadows, which are used throughout to build tension and direct your eye toward particular clues. I especially enjoy the use of patterns throughout which bring texture and quirkiness to the scenes. The spread featuring Ramon’s adorable evidence board is a good example of how shadows can bring depth to an otherwise flat (2‑D) illustration style. The limited color palette works well, incorporating enough darkness to set the mood, but leaving a few pops of color to exaggerate clues and the sweet naïveté of the child character.

One criticism of the art is that there are two onomatopoeia pieces of type in the beginning and I would have liked to see more consistency in the type treatment there. Also, there isn’t any more of this throughout the book and I think the story could have benefited from a few more sounds called out. Perhaps a “slurp” as Ramon licks the pitcher containing our goldfish victim, or a “rattle, rattle” as Ramon peers through the horizontal blinds.

Ramon’s gestures throughout are perfectly composed, emphasizing his confidence and mischievous personality. The goldfish is also quite expressive, and I am grateful that we were spared seeing his ultimate demise. The excitement of the neighborhood cats was just enough to confirm the goldfish’s fate. Ultimately, I enjoyed the book and think it would be a fun read for a less sensitive child.

4.75 out of 5 cat whiskers 🐱🐱🐱🐱


Bonnie Kelso has always been a fan of dogs, cats and fish. Her upcoming release Dexter the Stand-​Up Dog is available for pre-​order now. It is the inspiring true story of the internet celebrity canine who taught himself how to walk upright after losing a leg in an accident. Co-​written by Kentee Pasek, Dexter’s owner, you can see the real Dexter on Instagram @DexterDogOuray.

A graduate of the Rhode Island School of Design, Bonnie’s past experience in art spans a spectrum, from abstract painting on canvas to museum-​quality exhibit design. She has worked with clients such as the Smithsonian, National Geographic, and NASA.

She lives in Las Vegas with her partner, two sons, a Boston Terrier, and an unruly cat. To learn more about Bonnie’s work, please visit www.BonnieKelso.com.

Picture Book Review: Five-​Word Reviews (Into the Mighty Sea; Snow Is; Springtime Storks; Ten-​World Tiny Tales of Love; Wonder & Awe)

Back by popular demand, five-​word reviews! If this abbreviated format isn’t your teensy cup of tea, no worries! We’ll get back to our usual robust 2‑person reviews (one handling the text review, one handling the art review) in February.

Most of the books on this list are new, but a few are simply those that took a while to come across my radar.

Happy 2025 to everyone!


Into the Mighty Sea
Author: Arlene Abundis
Illustrator: Cynthia Alonso
HarperCollins
4 June 2024
40 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Colorful chaos mirrors heartfelt journey.

4.25 out of 5 colorful tides


Snow Is…
Author: Laura Gehl
Illustrator: Sonia Sánchez
Simon & Schuster/​Paula Wiseman Books
29 October 2024
32 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Lush illustrations spark cozy nostalgia.

4 out of 5 cozy snowflakes


 

Springtime Storks: A Migration Love Story
Author: Carol Joy Munro
Illustrator: Chelsea O’Byrne
Minerva
10 December 2024
40 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Chalk pastel dreams take flight.

4.5 out of 5 soaring wings


Ten-​Word Tiny Tales of Love
Author: Joseph Coelho
Illustrator: 21 Artist Friends
Candlewick
3 December 2024
56 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Compact tales, vast imaginative worlds.

4.25 out of 5 tiny treasures


Wonder & Awe
Author: Annie Herzig
Illustrator: Annie Herzig
Simon & Schuster/​Paula Wiseman Books
15 October 2024
40 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Nature’s wonder heals and inspires.

4.25 out of 5 snowy friendships

Picture Book Review: Five-​Word Reviews (Guest Post: Lexi Hall)

This is the first time I’ve ever asked someone to do a five-​word review guest post, and I’m so excited to introduce Lexi Hall! She’s a children’s writer and illustrator living in Boston, where she works as the children’s bookseller at Beacon Hill Books & Café (imagine being surrounded by all those picture books!). She’s also pursuing her MFA in children’s book writing and illustration, and is even illustrating a forthcoming picture book, Enough Elizabeths.

I asked Lexi to find five new picture books that she digs, and I can’t wait to see what caught her eye. Let’s find out!


One Light
Author: Christie Matheson
Illustrator: Anuska Allepuz
Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

24 September 2024
40 pages

Lexi’s five-​word review: Timely. Powerful. One spark ignites. 

4.5 out of 5 lights in the darkness


Perfect
Author: Waka T. Brown
Illustrator: Yuko Jones
Quill Tree Books
1 October 2024
40 pages

Lexi’s five-​word review: Love-​mended treasures. Accepting flaws. Tender!

4.75 out of 5 kintsugi teacups


Pig Town Party
Author: Lian Cho
Illustrator: Lian Cho
HarperCollins
29 October 2024
40 pages

Lexi’s five-​word review: Mix-​up, costume contest, pig-​giggle fest!

4.25 out of 5 mud cakes


Sari Sisters
Author: Anitha Rao-​Robinson
Illustrator: Anoosha Syed
Viking Books for Young Readers
22 October 2024
32 pages

Lexi’s five-​word review: Sharing precious milestones, sisterly-​love story.

4.5 out of 5 sari dance parties!


The Verts
Author: Ann Patchett
Illustrator: Robin Preiss Glasser
HarperCollins
17 September 2024
40 pages

Lexi’s five-​word review: Crowded party? Solo-​celebration? Honoring differences.

4.25 out of 5 tinfoil stars


Lexi Hall is a children’s writer and illustrator from Pittsburgh PA. Growing up, she fell in love with writing and illustrating her own little stories to share with her friends. Now, she lives and works in Boston, MA as the children’s bookseller at Beacon Hill Books & Café, where she is spoiled with daily access to all the picture books she can read!

Lexi is pursuing her MFA in children’s book writing and illustration from Hollins University. She has illustrated for Hollins University Magazine and The Big Kit & Lil’ Kaboodle children’s magazine. She has also illustrated an upcoming 2025 picture book written by author Heather Harris Bergevin, Enough Elizabeths, with Lucky Rabbit Publishing.

Website: www.lexihall.com

Instagram: @lexi.paints

Five-​Word Reviews: All at Once Upon a Time; Don’t Invite a Bear inside for Hanukkah; Nocturnal Nico; Oak; When Love Is More Than Words

cover image All at Once upon a TimeAll at Once Upon a Time
Author: Mara Rockliff
Illustrator: Gladys Jose
Harry N. Abrams
10 September 2024
48 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Upside-​down classics. More mashup mayhem!

4 out of 5 giggles and guesses


Don’t Invite a Bear Inside for Hanukkah
Author: Karen Rostoker-​Gruber
Illustrator: Charles Arbat
Apples & Honey Press
5 November 2024
32 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Messy bear…meaningful holiday magic.

4.25 out of 5 latke laughs


Nocturnal Nico: A Bedtime Picture Book for Night Owls
Author: Gabe Jensen
Illustrator: Gabe Jensen
Familius
15 October 2024
32 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Late-​night fun with night-​loving friends.

3.75 out of 5 owl hoots


Oak: The Littlest Leaf Girl
Author: Lucy Fleming
Illustrator: Lucy Fleming
Candlewick
10 September 2024
32 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Courage through autumn’s chill. Leap!

4.25 out of 5 woodland wonders


Author: Jocelyn Chung
Illustrator: Julia Kuo
Nancy Paulsen Books
15 October 2024
32 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Love’s language lives in action.

4 out of 5 heartfelt hugs